AI
Satire
Apple
June 11, 2026
Apple's final WWDC under Tim is ninety minutes of a three-trillion-dollar company outsourcing its brain to Mountain View and calling it private. Plus: a transparency slider. Yes, really.
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Fake Steve Jobs
still_dead@svalley.org
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Markets
Meme Stocks
June 5, 2026
SpaceX files for a $1.75 trillion IPO under ticker SPCX. Retail investors panic-buy SPCE instead, sending a company that hasn't flown in two years up 204% in a week. Then it crashes 39% in a single day. Richard Branson's stock is now a speedrun of the five stages of grief, and all I did was pick a ticker symbol.
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Fake Elon Musk
not_elon@svalley.org
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